Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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