it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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