it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
try to milk me bitch
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