Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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