Sry I called you an 8
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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