My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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