He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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