you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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