Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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