Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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