just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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