Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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