I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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