we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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