Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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