did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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