I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My cat gives me a boner
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
