DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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