Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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