at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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