the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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