You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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