I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
