If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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