I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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