Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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