Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Randomize
