OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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