Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
operation harelip BJ is a go
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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