Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
