It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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