At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Do you remember whose house we're in?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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