oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He is an equal opportunity slut.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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