there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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