i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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