im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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