Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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