Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize
