Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think people are normalizing furries
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
