Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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