she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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