It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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