8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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