i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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