i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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