yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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