yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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