so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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