I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I have fence marks all over my body
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