I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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