Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
