Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
